if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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