Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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