I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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