Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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