508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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