Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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