he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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