you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize