I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i came on her dog
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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