Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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