He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The beer is more important than you right now.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
