it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
