Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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