Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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