my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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