Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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