What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
How does it feel to date your dad?
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