Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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