If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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