Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We are two peas in an std pod
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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