So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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