dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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