There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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