Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
