also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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