btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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