was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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