"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
whose parrot is this?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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