We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You made out with two different species that night
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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