you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Randomize