how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I deserve to be covered in dicks
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
