I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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