I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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