so that wasnt chicken after all
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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