Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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