Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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