no. you can't hotbox the world.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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