This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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