Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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