third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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