And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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