doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
A bitchslap is in order.
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