we have pet lesbian snakes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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