we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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