Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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