Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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