just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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