so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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