i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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