is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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