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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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