butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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