Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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