What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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