i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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